My neighbor related this hilarious story last night:

Her husband had to get a physical and he was looking over the doctor’s orders.  He noticed “digital rectal exam” on the list and was impressed, and commented something to the effect of:

“Look honey, they now do these digitally, it must be a scan or something, Thank God for technology!”  His wife–who is in healthcare–gave him a look, put her index finger in a hook, and wiggling it said,

“It’s ‘digital’ not ‘digital’”

When they were both relating this story his defense was “Well, I’m a technologically savvy guy right, I was thinking digital, you know 1001001!”.

The next neighborhood over heard us all laughing