Neighbor 1: “Do you think they count all the mail in ballots?”.

Me: “Of course they do”

Neighbor 1: “Well they always seem to find a box”.

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Group was discussing the creepy “real baby doll” trend when the following exchange took place:

Me: “Well have you seen the “real dolls” [link intentionally not provided, if you google it, beware NSFW] those are a lot creepier!”

Neighbor: “At least they have a purpose!”.